Welcome to the Jake's sounds page.
These are a few of my originals.
Movie
106miles.wav (Blues Brothers)
Elwood: It's a 106 miles to Chicago. Got a full tank of Gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
asshole.wav (A Fish Called Wanda)
(A car crashing)
Otto: Asshole!
baby.wav (I love You to Death)
Marlen: How can a kangaroo
give birth to a human baby.
belushi.wav (Animal House)
Pluto: Hey whats this lying
around shit.
bitch.wav (Happy Gilmore)
cuba.wav (Jerry Maguire)
Rod: Show me the money.
cumbfy.wav (Little Shop of Horors)
Doctor: Cumbfy
dgybag.wav (Hot Shots)
Topper Harley: Keep
it up you'll be caring your face home in a doggy bag.
doc.wav (Little Shop of Horors)
Doctor: Yes doctor.
eatit.wav (unknown)
Mr. T: I made it, you eat
it.
jackass.wav (Happy Gilmore)
Crazy guy: You jackass
moron.wav (Animal House)
Stork: What the hell
we sapost to do you moron!
notaclue.wav (Hot Shots)
Admiral : I don't have
a clue what your talking about Phil. Not a f______ clue.
skittle.wav (Bad Boys/Star Wars)
Fake Mike: Freeze bitch!
Jawa: Screams!
Store Clerk: Holy Shit.
Fake Mike: Now Back
up and give me a pack of tropical fruit bubblicious.
Mike: And some skittles.
stupid.wav (A Team)
Mr. T: Your trademark
is stupity.
zipper.wav (Tommy Boy)
Tommy: My thing got stuck
in my zipper and I got piss all over my pants.